{Slash Speaks} The Avi (shorter version of avatar)

Sup yahl...   Tis yah man Slash.   DO NOT hold these words against me... cuz if you do.. I shan't give a fuck! OKAY? Okay..


The Avi... ( shorter version of avatar ) ... is the most important part of social media...  it is the start of all thirst.  It is what causes Him/Her to want to speak to U... initially.  I often sit on twitter and watch people.... mainly women...  talkin about thirst.  Um...but what do u EXPECT when u are half or FULLY naked in your avi!!!  Men will be men...  and unfortunately... the thirst of women is NOT often mentioned... like yahl aren't capable..  I blame NIGGAS.  Niggas need to hold you women accountable for THIRST the way yahl do them.  

But taking this to another level.... lets go back to where this prolly all started.  The YAHOO IM's and the BP/Myspace pages.... People learned early that folks are very superficial.  Women stealing other women's pictures.. pretending to be them.. and gain "followers" or "friends" ...  people showing pics with just the chin to the forehead.. so u cant see that they weigh 350... We as HUMANS are all about the outer... the inner is only important after different levels of approval.  

ugly women give you the lengthy away shot... often with just body.. if they have a decent one...  fellas often do the same.  And lets be real... we all seen ugly... YOU KNOW IF YO ASS UGLY ... at least by "popular opinion" of ugly...  cuz beauty is in the eye...  These days UGLY dont eem matter as much as it did before... if you a ugly nigga... u just gotta be willing to trick and have a decent personality..and make at least 3 pretty girls publicly like u and say u have "swag"... and walah... u gettin puss.   Ugly gals on the other hand... have vagina's... and often use them to gain popularity... and if they have a body... in THIER mind... they cute ... I LAFF..  cuz u can be phat as PAM GRIER, baby...  but if u look like Ms Ceily...baby.. ur a phat monkey....   even trolls get called cute sometime. LOL

Now..  I think its safe to say that AVI's affect followers and friends counts.... women with BUTTNAKED pics... typically get the followers...  followed by generally pretty women... followed by women whom openly type alotta hoe shyt so that negroes wanna fcuk, along with a semi supposedly sexy avi...  I ain't MAD at yahl at all...  STAY NAKED...  but do NOT berate a man for being a man.  If u dont ENJOY the "thirst".. which i KNOW most of u do.. because you NEED that type of attention to feel good...  then cut the complaints and comments...  put up avi's dat don't say THIRST after me... 

Now.. fellas...  unless u have 100% female followers....  save the peen pic avis and naked shirt bathroom pics mayne..  your MALE followers wish NOT to see that shyt! Make a ladies only page... and let your sausage scroll on they timeline got dammit..  FOR ME?  that's an immediate unfollow unfriend...  Sure it gets u a few followers... and the thirst u obviously need for validation....  but ultimately... ull just look like a man whore.. and women don't wanna like man whores... cuz man whores carry alotta STDs!! 

Fellas whom have a female as your avi....thats trickery....  u obviously are just tryna get yah followers up... and it looks desperate... UNLESS u find artistic ways to do it like @JudahOnTheBeat ...  (he and @DMVixen have the best Avi's to me#FYI) ...  but at the end of the day, mayne... u want followers THAT BAD?/  BUY EM.. fuck it..  who cares... its YOUR money... Its YOURS? U SPEND IT...  buy the shyts and look like ur popular.....................  until u get found out... and even then.. if YOU don't care... people won't! LOL

I really think there should be more to your decision process for Friending or Following then the avi.... at least read a bio... or the TL a lil bit... see what you gettin into... but the whole #THIRST is real thing has to end...  shyt.  

And Slash said it..  FCUK INSTAGRAM ...aka #ThirstaGram
and fcuk spell checking this shyt!

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